Substitute Teacher

Plot
Andy couldn't teach math, because he wasn't feeling too good. Baldi didn't realize this, so Baldi yelled at Andy, asking him why he isn't teaching. Andy explained to Baldi. Baldi then decided to become his substitute for him (even though he hasn't been teaching for 8 years) instead of cancelling school. By tomorrow, Baldi began to have post traumatic stress and began to lose his temper. When Andy felt a little better, Baldi then gets arrested for being cruel to the students.

Trivia

 * This was the creator's first episode to reach 1000 frames.
 * It is unknown why Green Circle was sad at the end of the episode.


 * There is a Truck For What reference in this episode.
 * If you slow down Green Circle's mom's voice, you will hear the creator's (Railfanner Jones) voice.

Goofs

 * When Baldi yells at Nathan for saying hi to him, his mouth doesn't move when the camera cuts to Nathan.
 * When Baldi says "WHAT DOES 9 + 10?!" Green Circle is angry for a split second.
 * When it cuts to Baldi's telephone ringing, the phone is facing the wrong way.
 * Baldi isn't talking to Green Circle's mom.

Deleted Scenes

 * There was supposed to be a scene where Baldi spanks Green Circle. However, the creator thought this scene would be disturbing for viewers and a bit too rough.
 * There was a scene where one of the students actually got the first problem correct. Then on the second problem, Baldi told the students to answer what "STFU" stands for, then when they got it wrong, he sworn. However, the creator thought that this scene would be a stupid scene to add, and was a little too inappropriate.
 * It was supposed to show Green Circle's mom upset at Baldi after Baldi hangs up the phone on her. However, the creator didn't like this scene.
 * At the end of the outtake, Baldi was supposed to say "I can do whatever I want! This is my school!".

Characters

 * Andrew (does not speak)
 * Andy
 * Baldi
 * Green Circle
 * Green Circle's Mom (off screen)
 * Nathan

Transcript
Baldi : ANDY! WHY AREN'T YOU TEACHING?!! (calm voice) Andy?

Andy : Sorry, but I'm out of commission.

Baldi : WHAT?! OUT OF COMMISSION?!

Andy : Right. I might have to cancel school, but it's up to you.

(Baldi exits Andy's Office and thinks of something else)

Baldi : (To the audience) You know what, I'm not canceling school. I'm gonna be his substitute.

(Transitions to the next day of school)

Nathan : (Entering the school building) Wait, is that the sub? I'm gonna go greet him, because he looks sad.

(Cuts to Baldi sleeping hard, as Nathan rudely interrupts his sleep)

Hi substitute teacher!

Baldi : (Wakes up, annoyed) DON'T YOU EVER WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT!!! I'M TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP AND YOU STUDENTS ALWAYS TRY YOUR BEST TO SCREW IT UP!

Nathan : But sir, I only said hi.

Baldi : WILL YOU SHUT UP AND GET TO CLASS RIGHT NOW?! SAYING HI JUST MAKES YOU LOOK CRAZY!!! NOW GET TO CLASS, OR I WILL GET MY RULER OUT! I MEAN IT!!!!!

(Transitions to Nathan already in the classroom, then we later see Baldi entering the classroom)

Baldi : You need to learn some manners kid! Had you even read the rules!? I bet you didn't!

Nathan : I-uh-um-

Baldi : YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!! I'm sick of all of you students disrespecting all these schools teachers and ALL OF THAT!! Also, WHERE IS THAT CIRCLE!!!?

(Green Circle finally arrives)

Green Circle : Sorry I'm late.

Baldi : There you are! YOU'RE LATE!!

Green Circle : Well, I'm sorry. I had to use the bathroom.

Baldi : You're sorry? Well that's just fantastic!! If this happens again, YOU'RE GONNA GET SPANKED AT THE END OF CLASS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?

Green Circle : Yes.

Baldi : Good. Ok, now where was I? Oh. Today, were gonna learn some math. Now you have to answer all of the questions correctly. THEY'RE NOT THAT HARD, SO YOU BETTER GET AN A! Now here's the first problem, what does 9 + 12?

Nathan : 21.

Baldi : WHAT DOES 9 + 10?!

Nathan : I said the answer it's-

Baldi : 9 + 10!!!!!!!

Nathan : I just said the answer, it's 21.

Baldi : Incorrect. WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!!?

Nathan : Well, I said-

Baldi : YOU SAID THE WRONG ANSWER! THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 19!

Nathan : But I just said that!

Baldi : No you didn't. You said 21 you idiot!

Nathan : But I'm not an idiot.

Baldi : Well then stop acting like one!

Nathan : Ok!

Baldi : Anyways, I'm gonna give you guys your quiz. So you guys better complete it by today, because this quiz is very short and easy. And by tomorrow, I better not see a mistake, NOT A MISTAKE!!! Do you have any questions?

Nathan : What happens if we don't complete the quiz today?

Baldi : I'm afraid I'm not gonna answer that question. Now get to work!

(Transitions to tomorrow after they did their quiz yesterday)

Nathan : Most problems on the quiz Baldi handed us didn't make any sense at all, is that right, Green Circle?

Green Circle : They sure didn't.

Nathan : I hope the sub doesn't get mad at us.

Baldi : (On the announcements) GREEN CIRCLE AND NATHAN, COME TO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!

(Cuts to Baldi's office)

Baldi : You are the DUMBEST STUDENTS I EVER HAD! YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS AND STOP MESSING AROUND!!!!!!

Nathan : Sorry, but we tried!

Baldi : Listen you idiots! TRYING DOES NOT HELP AT ALL!!!! And you know what that means, you're failing math class!! And if you guys continue failing, and failing, I'm gonna start getting my ruler, and spank both of you, especially you, you retarded bug with that stupid smile on your face! Is that what you guys want? HUH?!

Nathan : No.

Baldi : Good, or you'll face the consequences. NOW GO TO DETENTION!!!

Nathan : Wait, why?

Baldi : Because you both failed the quiz. Now go serve Detention! It's yummy in my tummy!

(Transitions to the Detention Room)

Nathan : This teacher is beginning to get on my nerves. What's his problem?

Green Circle : I don't know Nathan.

Nathan : What do you mean you don't know?

Green Circle : Nathan, I just don't know what Baldi's problem is.

Nathan : Well, I gotta know what this man's problem is.

Green Circle : Well, I mean Baldi's a fine teacher, it's just-

Nathan : Green Circle, just shut up for a minute! Baldi is NOT a fine teacher. First of all, he acts like an idiot, and there could be a possibility that he could be a child molester.

Green Circle : What do you mean?

Nathan : You know what I mean! This school is not a normal school. Let me ask you this. What was the previous school you went to?

Green Circle : I went to Cubie's school.

Nathan : And how did the teachers treat you there?

Green Circle : Well, he treated me kind of like Baldi.

Nathan : Ok, Green Circle. This is the worst school in exsistence, and I'm sick of everyone here, especially Andy! All he does is like to hurt people! So stop looking at the clouds, and start believing that this school is NOT safe! DO

YOU UNDERSTAND ME? DO YOU?! (Sees that Green Circle's feeling are hurt) Look, Green Circle. I'm not mad, or anything, I just had a very bad day.

(Cuts to Baldi's office, as his telephone rings)

Baldi : (Picks up the phone) Hello, this is Professor Baldi speaking. Green Circle's mom? What do you want? Well, because he's the most dumbest student I ever had. Oh yes he is. He doesn't even know how to add. YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN!! (Rudely hangs up the phone)

(Cuts back to the Detention Room)

Baldi : (Enters the Detention Room) Green Circle. Your mother called me and she was very angry with you. She said that you are the dumbest person on this planet.

Green Circle : I'm not dumb Baldi.

Baldi : Hey! You better start calling me Professor Baldi! Is this how you students are really gonna treat me? That's ok. I'll get my ruler out and-

(Then Andy and Andrew as a police officer interrupts Baldi)

Andy : There he is!

Baldi : (Embarrased) Oh no.

(Cuts to Baldi in cuffs)

ANDY! DID YOU CALL THE POLICE ON ME?! ALSO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF COMMISION YOU LITTLE TURD! (Gets walked out of the Detention Room)

Nathan : I bet he won't have a fun time in jail.

(credits)

Andy : Hello Baldi.

Baldi : Andy, is that you?!

Andy : Be quite Baldi. You're gonna wake up the other prisoners.

Baldi : (whispers) Ok.

Andy : Also, I'm here to bail you out.

Baldi : Wait. You have the money for it?

Andy : Yes. And when we get back to the school, I'll drop you off at my office to have a little talk.

(Transitions to Andy's Office)

This has been your second time in jail. Why were you being hard on the students?

Baldi : Because they were misbehaving!

Andy : I don't care. You don't have a right to just treat the students the way you want. I won't allow that anymore. You need to quit acting like an idiot and control your temper Baldi. Do you understand?

Baldi : Yes Andy. Also, I'm so sorry. I was being hard on the students, because I had a really bad childhood. I was bullied at school, was getting spanked by my school teacher for failing classes, and everyone hated me, even my father

hated me! Please forgive me for everything I did to the students.

Andy : I already saw that you had a bad childhood. But anyways, you're dismissed.

Baldi : (Exits Andy's Office, sadly) What have I done?